Hello, friend! My name is Brian and I live in Chicago, where I draw, write, produce a podcast, snuggle cats, drink tea, watch talk shows, and try my dangdest to relax.


  1. I can eat a pint of ice cream in fifteen minutes.
  2. I once acted in a play that Rufus Wainwright saw and he laughed at the jokes.
  3. As a child, I had a pet hedgehog for real.
  4. I can throw a baseball accurately.
  5. I didn't think 'Batman vs. Superman' was that bad.


I Tumble and Tweet and Gram, or you can get in touch about anything at all by emailing me at